over coffee and breakfast i was half talking to mum and half reading the papers when i saw an advertisemet for a japanese collection of Nail Lacquer by OPI that just demanded my attention. the names are :

• You’re Such A Kabuki Queen
  and the center of attention in this dramatic coral

• Don’t Be Koi With Me
  a bright orange “fishing” for compliments
• Have A Tempura Tantrum
  a beautiful nude shade they’ll all yell for
• Dress To Empress
  a shimmery bright red that makes a big “em-pression”
• Let Them Eat Rice Cake
  a sweet pink-lavender that’s irresistible
• Miso Happy With This Color
  you’ll be happy with this pink-beige, too!
• Color Of The Zen-tury
  meditate on this peaceful shade of silvery violet
• 18K Ginza Gold
  a dazzling gold with lots of “karat”-ture!
• Osaka-To-Me Orange
  this tangerine dream is a real knockout!
• Suzi Sells Sushi By The Seashore
  not easy to say - but it’s easy to wear this pearly mauve!
• Holy Pink Pagoda!
  this bright pink flashes a major fashion signal!
• Most Honorable Red
  a warm red that commands respect

published on Apr 17 05 at 2:33 pm under category : amusing.